Tuesday, February 15, 2011

CEO décor

My art and furniture

will grow in value

and yield tax deductions

when I finally donate

them to museums or

charity auctions,

while your pressboard,

steel and posters will

crumble or rust

into worthless dust.


My office art is

tastefully framed and

and professionally lit.

There might also be

portraits of my family

or chummy photos of

politicians we have bought,

but none of my mistresses.

HR cubicle police patrol

your dividers for

pinups, bad jokes,

and unsafe objects

hung from the ceiling.


I tour the world

stimulated by myriad

cultures and invest in

high quality crafts,

while you settle

for a scrap of pseudo

beach on which to tan

and find escape,

trade postcards, and

buy souvenirs that

will clutter garage

sales or Goodwill.

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